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Soooooooooooookieee

2009-09-15T21:20:00.000+08:00

Oh no! Now it needs a new skin...

Hotdogs and Yodas later...

2009-08-20T22:08:00.000+08:00

*yawns*

@pondspondsponds stop stalking me!

2009-07-17T22:00:00.002+08:00

Since I logged in to help Ponds, I might as well update.

That's all.

This blog updates itself...eventually.

2009-06-26T17:02:00.002+08:00

Every time I update means I have something important to tell you......

Well, not this time.

Studying film just got a bit more complicated

2009-06-08T14:58:00.002+08:00

Since when was Jaws horror?!?!

Why did i borrow the book and not read it?

2009-06-05T21:32:00.001+08:00

Did you watch Fight Club?
I did.

Time to open a can of twitter

2009-06-04T23:44:00.002+08:00

YES PEOPLE!
I've yet to catch the twitter-bug.

"I slayed the Dragon!"...WHAT?!?!

2009-05-20T18:40:00.003+08:00

J.T WON!!!
And as usual Coach enriched our minds with some Warrior/Samurai values.

J.T's suit he wore to the finale, when I first saw it, reminded me of Fester.
AHAHAHAHAHA!! J.T is nothing like Fester though.
AND Stephen looked like some detective wannabe.

I dived into the Great Barrier Reef and saw the loch ness monster...you can't google it

2009-05-16T16:27:00.003+08:00

The Dragonslayer

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GOT SLAYED!

There's Tribal, there's Coach and there's 3 awesome people

2009-05-08T16:16:00.003+08:00

Coach's choice of 'family member' was weird. ASSISTANT COACH!?!?!
Like people often get their mother/father/brother/sister/TY Ponds, Coach gets his ASSISTANCE COACH TO GO!?!?!

And yet again we heard: "Honesty, Integrity and I want to change this game"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

I want Coach to go to the final 3 *shocked!*
BUT! I only want him there coz i want to see his sermons on Honesty and Integrity, and all his other nonsenses...like his Dragonslayer nonsense. HE'S OBSESSED WITH IT!!

I use my jedi mind trick to win immunity.

2009-05-03T15:20:00.004+08:00

I realised that i'm too lazy to type about Survivor.
There's just too many things to laugh about.
I think visiting RNO will be much easier.

If you want to know what i think about Survivor, you must watch it with me.
My commentary never ends...just ask Ponds.

so if i backstab you and you take revenge you're unloyal

2009-05-02T00:05:00.002+08:00

I NEED!! to blog about today's survivor!!!!!!
IT'S RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS!
but first...Ponderosa.

I'm the dragon slayer. I'm the sumari warr.. HARPOONS COACH

2009-04-24T23:39:00.003+08:00

2 blindsides in a row!
I dont even care if the blindside-ee is the person I support.
2 RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME BLINDSIDES!

Next week Coach begs Sierra! I bet that scene made the whole world smiled.

It IS a coffee machine

2009-04-13T01:27:00.003+08:00

JERRY SHAW NOT DYING TOTALLY SPOILT THE MOVIE!

These decisions have to go through me because i'm the mayor of crazy town.

2009-04-09T17:27:00.002+08:00

GRAPES!
I only have 1/2 hour to watch AI before Anoop get voted out.
OOOH! Discovery is playing the boom-dee-yah song *glues eyes to TV again*

i'm not one to inject logic into a situation

2009-04-05T01:37:00.004+08:00

Do you smell it!?! It's the smell of a new level of laziness.
So apparently my employer missed me a lot, and by employer i mean the TV chair.

I have to go watch last week's Project Runway.
The there's GW which i want to watch.
I've still got to delete Survivor from the recording to make space for more recordings.
Monday I've got to start to remember about House.
My weekly dose of Power Rangers has dwindled down to nothing.
How I Met Your Mother is on but i'll always forget to watch it.
Same goes for Less than Perfect.
Finding the remote seems too tiring.
And my channel surfing skill is horrible... need more practice soon.

So all in all, i can go watch PR and GW and be be one with the chair...but im just too lazy to do all of that.
I never knew being a couch potato was this tiring! Gosh! I need to rest, all this thinking is making me feel lazier.

And the TV Chair sometimes feels a little tan, like its been in the sun too long. Maybe my cactus should be placed there.

HAH! April's Fool, Anoop is the one whose out.

2009-04-03T17:27:00.003+08:00

SURVIVOR IS BACK!!!
Finally. Last week's episode was rubbish.
Who has recaps episode at episode 5?!?! AND it's not even recap, its more of like Survivor: Battle of the Stupid Tyson and Coach style.

Anyways, it started at night. There were some mumbling...either that or i wasn't listening, i think its the latter.

Yadda yadda yadda

THEN comes Coach and the Beans.
The best part of it was the part they disallow Coach from entering the tent.
Brendan and Tyson 'attack' Coach.
Sierra scolds Coach.
Blahblahblah.

Red tribe!
Taj wants to tell JT about the HII.
Steve/Stephen talks.
Boringboringboring.
Taj said 'I have the idol'! OH MY! What a big surprise.
Since technically the idol is in Steve/Stephen's dress pants(WHY did he even wear dress pants to Survivor, never mind this requires a whole new post) SO technically the Idol is Steve's. SO technically Taj doesnt have it.

Reward Challenge.
Its about tossing some pigs.
WHY PIGS!?!?!
Why not Bears or Turtles or Fish.
Pigs are so random and and and ....... they remind me of coin banks.
And they're off.
From the looks of it, i hope JT doesnt built his own farm cage/fences.

So red lost.
Taj tries to make a fake idol.
Whats with everyone, first Yao Man then Ozzy(just thinking about his idol makes me laugh. the comes Jason...) then Bob, the King of Survivor nicknacks.

Then comes the point where i got totally confused.
Taj said she needed to hide the fake idol.
Then she said she need to hide the real idol somewhere safe.
Hmm. I wonder where's the safest place at camp.
OH Silly me, of coz, put it in a empty bag and hopefully while JT goes fishing he will not take the nearest empty bag to store the fishes.

So JT saw the idol (DUH!) then blahblahblah and Taj realised JT saw it already. WOW!
She looked shocked. I mean like, that was like the best hiding spot ever and JT found it?!

Immunity challenge!
Yadda yadda yadda.
JT trying to be clever.
Tyson: " I'll come over and do it for you if you want"
BEST thing he has ever said.

Back at red's camp JT says it's his fault they lost.
It is just me of does this seem oh so familar. *hintSpencerhint*

Skip skip skip.

JT talks about being unable to vote Taj coz Taj is the Idol.
Hah, more like Stephen's the idol.
Finally more boring Joe-related scenes later, Stephen and his dress pants makes an amazing discovery: The idol is Stephen's coz the Dress Pants is Stephen's.

BLAHBLAHBLAH!
Seriously, went they suddently deceided to stop showing Coach and Tyson, the show seems so draggy.
So vote, Sydney is out.

Next week, Brendan talks about taking out Red-ians.

Have you noticed, this is most probably the longest post ever.

so you slump here and harpoon there

2009-03-30T23:25:00.001+08:00

and there's pretty much no reason as to why I'm not blogging.

i was sleeping when i dreamt that i was sleeping

2009-03-19T14:42:00.002+08:00

Last night's CSI was HORRIBLE.
So horrible that I rather watch Coach talk about his voodoo weather predictions over and over again.

Is Tyson in the right show? Maybe he applied for Video Zonkers.

2009-03-14T14:42:00.006+08:00

Ghost Whisperer is BACK!
FINALLY!

Everrrry week i've been watching AI non-stop, not that i want to, coz they keep showing it.
I'll watch each performance at least 3times, it gets boring after the 2nd time.

Soooo besides the TV plan to delay GW and show AI to get people to watch it and finally realize they actually don't mind watching it and goes on to watch it every week to a point where they have to record AI so as to not miss the performance and to see how some poeple actually make it so far when their singing is more horrible than Bear's and how the judges are pretty boring to heard coz they say the same thing to everyone, lets say it worked.......well if that is their plan in the first place.

And yes, i do have a ton of things to say about Survivor....and Heroes.

here comes oowdated news

2009-02-28T18:00:00.004+08:00

WOOHOO!!
Blink 182 is BACK!
*does Oow dance*

Hi Oow brzzzz Hi Oow brzzzz Hi Oow

2009-02-23T17:47:00.002+08:00

Previously on Ghost Whisperer...
*Bang*
No..not you.
JIMM!!
Do i know you?
Yadda Yadda Yadda.

I actually thought i recorded the wrong episode.

*turns on TV*
Hmmm...i wonder if i remember what happened last last last last last last last week...
OH WAIT! I forgot, i saw what happened like EVERY EPISODE!!

I hear a new apprentice you have, Sylar.

2009-02-10T20:59:00.001+08:00

Woot! Sylar has an apprentice now!
Somehow he reminds me of Zack.

It goes like this the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

2009-02-05T11:59:00.004+08:00

Is it just me or is there a secret episode where PETER ABSORBS POWER THROUGH TOUCH?!?!
What happened to Micah? Did he decide to go join the set of Transformers 2?
Usutu kept on changing the way he holds his staff when talking to Matt.
Can't Peter just fly when he got sucked out?
Since Mohinder has super strength, why didn't he just pull Peter in?
Did they not know Hiro is powerless?
HOW ON EARTH DID SYLAR NOT FAINT WHEN HE GOT SHOT! Peter practically collapsed when he got stabbed by 1 of those humongous dart thingy.
Can I get a lair too? And a Oow-cycle?

watch transformers, you shall.

2009-02-03T20:59:00.002+08:00

Transformers 2 is coming out soon!
like in June!
so my inner geek shall emerge and watch Transformer 1 again and again until my TV spontaneously combust.

i dont post when i want to and i want to post when i dont want to

2009-01-23T19:09:00.001+08:00

im thinking that someone else should update this blog.
YOU! *points at Turtlegeurm*

pokepokepoke

2009-01-14T23:40:00.002+08:00

find me at FB.
im mainly fighting, mugging, stocking up or dying there.
i blame AARON!!

what!? i have a blog?

2009-01-05T11:48:00.002+08:00

i was soooo excited to watch Mace Windu get killed by Palpatine (Darth Sidious) and then when Anakin comes running in
POOF!
ADVERTISMENT!!!!

how annoying is that!?!

and the harpooning continues...

2009-01-01T21:50:00.000+08:00

happy oow year!

eat this turtle snowcone

2008-12-25T22:54:00.000+08:00

Merry Oowmas

good thing i got ponds instead of prince

2008-12-23T21:11:00.011+08:00

and with this christmas comes a frog
the dream he wants realized
if only i could find the words to say to let him know
how much i'll crushed his dream because

here is what you're thinking of
to be something i never want you to be
and from the lack of imagination
i've gone to search it out and i almost puked

and the first time that you imagined yourself
did you realized that prince isnt what im asking
and the first time i saw it there
did you know that it made me liked you even more

and the first time that you entered my life
did you realized that you would be so annoying
and the first time i saw the prince
did you know that it made you looked even nicer

how about flipping turtles

2008-12-22T21:19:00.005+08:00

stay at home with tons of lollies
fa la la la la, la la la la
tis the season to be jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la

don we now our colourful wigs
fa la la, la la la, la la la
wear the tie-dye, with a peace sign
fa la la, la la la, la la la

converse, size 8

2008-12-21T17:28:00.020+08:00

just look at those shoppers rushing
squeezing, eating too
come on, its lovely weather
for seaworm catching, with you

outside the tide is mid-high
and seaworms are calling "Catch Me"
come on, it's seaworm season
catch some seaworm, replacing as gifts

giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy yap
let's go
let's go get some squid
you're missing out on an wonderland of worm

giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap it's grand
just catching some worms
i'm thinking about this worm song
it doesn't even make any sense

the malls are hot and crowded
and constant yelling you'll hear
you're spending your hard-earned cash fast
not like you're buying gifts for me

let's dump the cart, running out
and buy a squid or two
come on, it's christmas season
get a nice gift, wrap it up for me

have yourself a turtle soup this christmas...

2008-12-20T19:15:00.005+08:00

let your stomach be full
from now on,
turtlegeurm will be out of sight

have yourself a rocket this christmas
make turtlegeurm gyrate
from now on,
turtlegeurm will be tender meat

where is geurm, gone to watch twilight
gone to watch twilight, without me
turtle soup, it is easy to cook
very easy to cook, get geurm

take the fin
put it in the pot and cook it
set on high heat now
add a coloured tie, without the converse tag
and have yourself a turtle soup this christmas now

and then...and then...i went nuts

2008-12-16T14:52:00.005+08:00

BOB
WON!

you've just got to calm down, turn off your brain

2008-12-12T21:03:00.003+08:00

Updates required here, so since i have the time, here goes...

Survivor: Gabon
Bob: Go Bob! Bob practically almost(because of Randy) has the majority of the jury's vote, so he can win this. There's so much to talk about Bob, i want Bob to win. (just ask Bear about my cheering when Bob won RC and IC)

Matty: hmmm... i dont really care about him except that if he makes it to the final with Bob, Bob might lose Randy's vote.

Sugar: you can think!?! stop crying at everything.

Ken: "I am the mastermind since day 1" STOP IT!
In Smash Bro Melee terms: It's like using the shield, it runs out and attack you.

Susie: What! She's still around? I think they show her on exile cutting some fruits to remind the viewers of her existence.

Crystal: even Oow can dunk that ball! Can't wait to watch Ponderosa.

Jury: It took them HOURS, fashion shows, sitting in front of the mirror and many changes later and you ended up in traffic light co-ordination(last week) and funny hairstyle (mohawks are nice, Oow had one, but randy just doesn't look good in it)

Heroes
Hiro: It's the only reason i'm still watching it.

Everybody else: Boo!! do something, i'm starting to not look forward to a new episode of heroes.

that's it dudes and dudettes, im off to do more useless things.

and then i somehow gyrated back

2008-12-03T18:01:00.003+08:00

i am back from Manhanttan!
it's Bear's favourite place to visit.

at least jason looked stupider

2008-11-24T14:18:00.001+08:00

why did Bob do that?!?
I'm too lazy to type about Survivor,
i'm too lazy to even finis

burn it! i approve

2008-11-14T15:17:00.002+08:00

i said im not going to update but
CHARLIE IS OUT?!?!
this is bad. First Marcus than Charlie, well at least Bob is not being noticed.
I thought Charlie would win because he looked like Todd. (Heh, stupid theory)
Looks like I'm not watching the next season.

FRIGHTEN FRIGHTEN FRIGHTEN

2008-11-13T16:55:00.002+08:00

i wont be updating these few days.
I'm busy with Operation Frighten.
What to know what is it...............
why should i tell you?

couch potato take breaks too

2008-11-10T14:39:00.001+08:00

i'm suppose to post something?

i love the colour paramore and listen to yellow

2008-11-09T09:34:00.002+08:00

P.S I actually made 3 different version of this before finally choosing this one

return of the coherent

2008-11-08T12:49:00.004+08:00

Nope no art today.
I want to talk about survivor.
notice the 'want'! its means its important.

Marcus! Of all people?
I hate i-love-to-go-to-final-3, a.k.a naggy old lay(Susie i mean).

*says in irritating voice* : "I want to go final 3. Can you promise me that I'll make it to final 3. Can you help me got to final 3. I must make it to final 3. Bring me to final 3 even though i have nothing that will benefit you. Promise my place in final 3 but don't expect me to promise you anything in return. Do i remind you of Lydia of Guatemala, yes i like to be the one that goes so far for doing nothing."

Seriously, voting out Marcus-turning on the onions(ok its sounds funny), even if you somehow magically made it to final 3 with gamer and i-cant-do-anything-in-challenges(Crystal), you think onions are going to vote for you? Obviously not!

Next week, Fang[Fong] BETTER LOSE! I cant stand "lucky-dumb" people winning. If not a single onion makes it to final 3, i'm not watching the next season. And i gonna stare at Charlie and Corinne's face and see their reaction. Its gonna be the reaction you got when Erik gave away immunity.

scribble it on bear

2008-11-07T13:14:00.001+08:00

and then...

2008-11-06T15:44:00.000+08:00

shake off all the dust

2008-11-05T12:29:00.006+08:00

Let me prrresent the latest this-is-a-wonderful-idea-for-now in this blog...
so instead of thinking of horrible one-liners to type as update im going to have 1000 words each post!!
HOORAY!
starting today.

Inspiration: Paramore-Decode

FINE! It's not literally 1000 words.
this would be a daily thing if not for the fact that i cant draw day after day after day after day after day after day and im never really near my computer.
But being the kind wonderful person (kind? even i myself cant believe, just ask Bear!), i will try to put something up ASAP.
so be prepared to see many many more excuse to not update!

i like a harpoon please

2008-11-03T18:21:00.002+08:00

NOT MERGE!!!!

its melting you cant decode

2008-11-01T15:07:00.001+08:00

Must...resist...stupidity...impulse

2008-10-31T14:48:00.003+08:00

MERGE!
did i expect it: No!
did i wait and see who voted for who just to count the number of people left to find out that's it's 10 and that means time for merge: OBVIOUSLY!

To think ~~they~~ Randy wanted to vote Bob out. BOB! Who votes for Bob? What was he thinking! What do you think this is, Survivor: Panama! So what if he reminds you of Dan, thats no excuse.

with every snowman comes another snowman

2008-10-27T11:53:00.002+08:00

snowman hunting season eh...

You think it is over, but the games have just begun

2008-10-24T15:01:00.004+08:00

SAW V!!!
you see someone out there running and screaming "SAW V SNEAK PREVIEW TODAY!"...
that's probably not me.

i wannbrrzzz pbzzrayzz brzz gabzzzze

2008-10-20T17:12:00.003+08:00

COME ON!
High School Musical?!
seriously...
me promoting HSM = me and Bear becoming buddies
Saw V would have been WAAAYYYYY better

GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLE!

2008-10-17T21:18:00.003+08:00

Charlie totally suck at the RC!
how did kota even win?
i know, its because i supported kota.
*makes thank you speech to nobody*

give them hope, hope that gives them life

2008-10-15T15:14:00.004+08:00

Gyrate the ketchup here please

2008-10-11T21:16:00.001+08:00

Updates two days in a row.
This must be a dream!

i didnt pre-typeded this please

2008-10-10T17:23:00.003+08:00

Bob is not out yet and i'm updating, as promised!

So i wanna start with how Bear claims that he has an I.Q of 300. Hah, from what i see Bear has a I.Q of maybe 2, and i'm exaggerating.

I support Kota! Yay! The swap just made Kota stronger.
Bob is ranked 3 and to think that no one pick him. Then gamer made the right choice, and then Bob went to Kota! *claps* Bob is going to be like Gary[the NFL something something]. Yup, i dont think he'll win..like Gary.

In Heroes, Hiro blahblahblah. Adam blahblahblah. Sylar blahblahblahblah. Claire, ack! ex-Bum [Nathan] boring. Peter, blahhhhhh. Mohinder, AN INSULT TO SPIDERMAN!

AND the most importanting news of all....
I got the DARTH VADER MIGHTY MUGGS!
HAH!
Are you jealous or envious!?! I know what you're thinking "How could i not have a DARTH VADER MIGHTY MUGGS?!"
OK! i know probably 99% of you dont care but entertain me!
Nanny nanny oow oow, i got it!
I finally got it after seeing overly-produced Anakins.

There, like i said: "It's more than 2 lines"..ok i only said it to Bear.

updateded pleaseded.

2008-10-06T17:34:00.003+08:00

i WILL update! soon.
updates will be rolling in before Bob gets voted out.

Bear belongs in level 5

2008-09-25T17:53:00.001+08:00

Heroes is back!

Can you see it!?! Its a HOOF!

2008-09-16T19:11:00.001+08:00

do i look hippie enough?

2008-09-10T18:31:00.013+08:00

TADA! the long awaited post is here!

so according to someone *sneezeBEARcough* posting about "Tong Machines" will impove the no. of hit i get, in another words: if you're reading this please press the light blue icon on the left handside of the page.

so now i shall reveal my secret to look like a stupid-obessive Gashapon maniac.

Presenting amature drawing:

so what all that means? it mean you no longer depend on luck or you just want to do the 'HAH! in your face' dance when you guessed it correctly.
i just showed you the secret to seeing what will come out next, fellow younglings.

Fun fact: the capsule are 99% colour coded. The only one which is not is the latest mario light one. There are too many to determine what colour each toy belong to.

Anyway, for the WHITE machines look at the lefthand side below. When you look in look at the 8 o'clock one [see picture] that is the next one that will come out, if im not wrong. So, since they're all colour coded, just see what colour is next and TADA! you'll know if it the long awaited Bowser or the princesses again.
This is not confirmed yet, seeing as how grand master "tonger" Bear said it's the 6oclock one, and im not really sure which one too, hmm maybe its because I DONT BOTHER TO DEDICATE MY WEEKENDS TO SEARCHING OUT FOR ALL THIS! Bear might move his hoofs and go check it out and confirm which one it is.

Now for the RED machines, it is easier. For the red one you have to look into the hole. The capsule directly next to the hole(right hand side) is the one that will come out next. This is the one that will definitely make you seem like a maniac, esp when it is the last row one, TRUST ME!

So, next time you see a Gashapon machine, use this accurate-for-me tatics to see the next toy! I would like to not take credit for the sudden burst of people splatting their faces on the Gashapon machine. Hopefully the machine creator(s) do not see this and continue to let me get what BEAR wants.

one burgercheese please

2008-09-07T18:49:00.003+08:00

HOORAY!
after discussing terms with someone with a *takes deep breath*
ice-cream-with-chocolate-and-maple-syrup-wafer-filled-mouth-including-pork-ribs-smell-plus-root-beer-not-forgetting-the-ice-cream,
we finally shaked on it! Yay!
Shake on what? A blog post!
Apprantly someone is gonna owe me a lot of stuff! [to bear: Ahkahkahk!]
I'm gonna post the agreed blog post sometime this millennium.

while waiting you can go eat a happy meal and get the DARTH VADER toy!
TOY? what toy, who said anything about toy!
I DONT EAT HAPPY MEALS FOR THE TOY!

Kid developed a severe disliking for dancing

2008-08-31T17:31:00.002+08:00

hope for every darth vader fan

2008-08-22T21:04:00.002+08:00

another 4months and 3 days and you are wondering what to buy for me.
Here's how to end your sleepless nights!

and there's the ever wonderful Darth Vader mask with SOUND EFFECTS!

HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT IT!

coz Santa Clause is thumbing to town & im joining

2008-08-08T13:39:00.003+08:00

let the sleepless night begin in another 4 months!

a flock of Bear!

2008-07-28T15:49:00.002+08:00

it was a dark a stormy night...

AND I FOUND A PRESENT!

*does monkey face at bear*
the long sleepless nights are O-V-E-R!
another 126 more days before hunting season...again

coz with every blame comes a picture

2008-07-17T16:28:00.002+08:00

it's a matter of time before i watch spiderman 2...again

2008-07-07T10:32:00.001+08:00

bear is made of 100% pure ammonia

2008-06-25T17:23:00.001+08:00

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Bear

2008-06-20T15:32:00.004+08:00

Save it, try it, print it, give it to all your friends!
I'll post the answers soon...like when im free

i wear the biggest smile!

2008-06-18T15:27:00.004+08:00

YES! i finally got a box to put bear's present.
being the lazy couch potato, i didnt bother to find/buy/make one,
so i went to eat a happy meal! Yipee, i got a box and a free toy.
i finally did a lot of stuffs...like, finally...
[1] watched 'Disturbia'
[2] play 'Lego:Indiana Jones' (the DS game)
[3] annoy Bear even more
[4] remember-ed to watch 'Pushing Daisies'
[5] run out of orange juice
[6] got some ben and jerry's
[7] watched 'Jumper'
[8] juggle
[9] wash the pile of socks
[10] wake up before 1pm
[11] found the red shirt
[12] watered my catus
[13] saw what a clean shoe looked like
[14] made bear owe me money
[15] mop my room
[16] watch 'Bubble Boy' for the second time

yipee, what a wonderful week! i managed to do so much, now i need to go and
twist bear's nose.

...and then bear dissapeared!

2008-06-09T21:05:00.001+08:00

2 more months!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

do bank robber wear golf gloves?

2008-05-23T14:14:00.002+08:00

i did some yoga yesterday! what a surprise, esp if you know that i thought being a couch potato is counted as a occupation.

so apprantly i am pretty ok at it.

then i did some running or jogging, actually more like running on the spot.
you must be wondering WHY on earth would a reputable couch potato bother to do all these stuff? WHY! i present you the answer:

WiiFit

thats why.

that's what you get when bear is in

2008-05-16T14:16:00.001+08:00

the sean kingston-ness has to STOP!
like NOW!!!
the next time i find it im gonna STICK IT ONTO BEAR'S FACE!
AND GLUE IT THERE!

one day, it will be a national holiday

2008-04-25T12:13:00.002+08:00

TODAY IS OOW'S BIRTHDAY!
yup, and im not oow. nope, why then am i called oow? i have no idea.
so oow turns 6 today...and to celebrate this, i got an rare interview with Oow!

Me: Hello Oow.
Oow: *waves*

So you turn 6 today. How does it feel to wear the same shirt for 6 years?
O: *does don't know sign*

Okay... how about eating through your nose? Do you actually breathe while doing so?
O: *shakes head in the "no" way*

Wow! No wonder you just vacuum down your food.
So what does it feels like to have a wonderful owner?
O: *smacks owner and ask for food*

HEY! *smacks Oow*
O: *Oow smacks back*

*Starts big fight with Oow*

tada! what a wonderful interview we have here. well, we'll see oow soon
probably when oow figures out how to crawl out of the washing machine.

ESPN^2 = dirt^2 + bike^2

2008-04-17T16:47:00.002+08:00

do you know that dirt bike racing is probably
THE MOST INTERESTING SHOW on ESPN!

and here we go again...

2008-04-04T20:37:00.007+08:00

"I'm back"
haha, im following sylar!

anyways i felt bored and went to doodle abit. [i always do that!]

*note to self: stop doodling!

Doodle 1: i call this the "green thingy"

nup, have no idea what it is. just drew a few circles and

woopeedoo, this appeared

Doodle 2: this is called "weird thingy"
ok, so im not a great name giver for art.
this is a mixture of prob 18 diff colours.
and its a weird shape.

yay! now you all know what i do with my time. actually i only spent like
1/2 hour on these. and if you wanna know, they're drawn with oil pastel.
AND please dont 'steal' them, you didnt draw 'em so dont claim you did.

i snuck into Bear's room and Bear wasnt in!

2008-04-04T17:30:00.004+08:00

survivor is back! Hooray.
even though i have manymanymany commets about it, i always end up telling
bear about it during the show and not share it with the wonderful people
on the internet like i always do with last seasons of survivor.

ok that a long enough sentence. i thi- *phone vibrates* YOU INTERUPTED ME!
Thats not nice, now say sorry!
anyway im not gonna continue, my phone is running out of battery.
and im not not continue-ing because of the phone, im too lazy to go charge it.

are you a hairless beach ape?

2008-03-26T17:53:00.001+08:00

I FAILED!

i was yay close to sucessfully smuggling an irritating puppet into the luggage.
never mind, when you fail, you go read sherman lagoon.
nah, that didnt make any sense.

you're suppose to act puny!

2008-03-11T13:44:00.004+08:00

well after hours of pulling pikmins and getting pushed off

i finally adapted to the new wiimote way of playing SuperSmashBrosBrawl!

unlike some people *stares at bear*, i DID NOT use the gamecube controller.

and i just finished 2hours of "practice". i managed to beat a level 6 Peach!

hooray, imagine if i used the GC controller.

ignoring the fact that i am a professional with Yoshi, i used Olimar and Pit!

and i think im gonna stick with Pit now, im kinda good with his moves.

AND! i unlocked Falco in 1 round using Pit! *does chicken dance at bear*

chapped sticks, chapped lips & things i dont know

2008-03-04T18:25:00.003+08:00

its been a busy week!
im been busy staring at the big, UGLY line across my wonderful Darth Vader poster,
which i *surprise* just bought last week. *stares at igloo*

anyway i just wanted to update coz errm...something.
yup, as loyal as you may be to this blog [why are you even loyal] you ~~may~~
~~not~~ do not know that apprantly im a relient k supporter (or FAN as bear would
say) thus the chapped title

i waited 5 years for Relient K

2008-02-25T18:07:00.004+08:00

8 months 1 day 16hours later! i finally got it!

now you ask why didnt i get it when it's release or use my special jedi force to get it even earlier!
WHY! i want know too, whats wrong with 2 M.V, 2 Live tracks and 4 webisodes!
blame it on the grape-y orange sticker stick-ed prefectly on the back

the lousiest update ever

2008-02-21T20:04:00.002+08:00

I NEED Anakin's poster....NOW!!!!
see, its a NEED, not a want.

and I command all Jonny Fairplay-ness to stop!
esp a certain yellow creature with fins-and-tentacles who is
most probably laying in some dustbin now.

who's my favourite: Mace Windu

2008-02-17T18:22:00.002+08:00

to not have his poster is already bad enough!
master windu is dead!!!!
*throws grapes*
Jumper is like anakin vs. mace windu version 21century
if 'mace' dies in this show, im so gonna throw more grapes around

*goes hunting for master mace's poster*

i have cupboards loads of 'em

2008-02-14T18:13:00.002+08:00

I WANT COPIC MARKERS!!!

TKY, get rayman raving rabbits!

2008-02-11T21:46:00.000+08:00

i have it! HAH! *does chicken dance at SY-lar*

my turtle loves ties

2008-02-09T21:50:00.000+08:00

Fairplay is BEAR's favourite!
James is way better then muscle man
ice-cream scooper: Ozzy is better than you
mikey B looks like Tory[mythbusters]
Yau-man: HOORAY for pushing Fairplay

a TV show to talk abt! FINALLY!

2008-02-08T14:57:00.000+08:00

a fan won the idol!
a fav got booted!
fan won the challenge!
favs lose!
and James is still in!

equations are not always good

2008-02-01T18:50:00.000+08:00

Paramore + Simple Plan = Stuck on MTV!

paramore is buzzworthy
and simple plan is artist of the month
i love February!

Paramore...is over there

2008-01-29T16:40:00.001+08:00

*AHEM*

the radio edited Paramore's "Crushcrushcrush"
the part where it goes "crush..crush..crush...crushcrushcrush"
became "crush crushcrushcrush"

Grapes..grapes...grapes...GRAPESGRAPESGRAPES!
*smacks bear*

i live in kapupu island!

2008-01-18T23:00:00.000+08:00

its almost 1 week!
and in another few hours we'll get to know the winner!
i just realised i didnt talk abt T.A.R 12.
ever since heroes, P.B, survivor ended i pretty much
have nothing to talk abt.

anyway T.A.R final 3- i support all of em!
although i support the hippy guy more,
coz i supported the original hippies last time.

and did you know Mr. Bear has HOOFS! *shocked*

Hoofdy hoof hoof!

2008-01-16T20:32:00.000+08:00

im here to say that
BEAR HAS 4 HOOFS!

i have no fins and no tentacles!

Bear have hoofs!!

2008-01-04T19:02:00.000+08:00

James is in!
James is in!
Hooray hooray hooray!
JAMES IS IN!
and so is yao-man.

HoHo! HoHo! I want a HoHo!

2007-12-26T19:10:00.000+08:00

Merry Christmas to everyone...except Bear

it's 1 day after xmas..yah i know

Bear bells,Bear bells,hanging on the wall

2007-12-19T14:45:00.000+08:00

after 15 seasons i finally guess who will be the sole survivor correctly!
although i supported James, i think Todd would have won coz
he's everywhere! he planned to vote James out! who does that!!!
anyway Todd won and James gave him one vote.
Courtney looks uberly freaky at the reunion.
James won the sprint thingy! YAY! isnt it obvious he would win.

next season! fans vs favorites! which favorite in want in
James and Gary! and maybe Yao-man so i can disturb Bear.

must Bear always be in my way!

2007-12-14T12:39:00.000+08:00

It December!
hohoho!
the time where Bear doesnt tell you what he got for you for christmas.
the time where you can experience hot and cold weather at the same time.
the time where you actually buy stuffs for Bear.

anyway being bored, let me present my "BEST OF 2007" list!

Top 10 songs:

Sum 41-Walking Disaster
Paramore-Crushcrushcrush
Yellowcard-Afraid
Simple Plan-When I'm Gone
Linkin Park-No More Sorrow
OneRepublic-Stop And Stare
Relient K-Faking My Own Suicide
Billy Talent-Fallen Leaves
Good Charlotte-Misery
Paramore-Misery Business

Most Listen To Album:
Paramore-RIOT!

Most Dissapointing Album:
Good Charlotte-Good Morning Revival

Most Irritating Trend:
Croc Shoes

Most Irritating Song:
Anything by Bear's current favourite singer-Sean Kingston

Most Irritating Person/Thing:
BEAR and the Hungry Luma

Best M.Video:
Sum 41-Walking Disaster

Favourite TV show:
Heroes!

Favourite Re-run show:
Heroes Season 1!

Worst TV Surprise:
Nathan/Bum dying!

Favourite Movie:
Transformers

Favourite Wii Game:
Wii Sports

Favourite DS Game:
Lego Star Wars and The Legend Of Zelda: P.H

Most Boring DS Game:
CSI: Dark Motives

Most Irritating DS Game:
Boogie

Most visited website:
www.fredthemonkey.com

i don't hate Pooky, i hate Bear

2007-12-04T15:48:00.000+08:00

SPOILERS!
Read if you have/dont intend to watch[ed] 'Poweless'.
Or if you haven't watch 'Powerless' you can read and then go watch it.

-Sylar is back with powers!
-Maya was dead..i was hoping she would remain that way.
-Niki is dead! woopie!..no big news on that.
-Bum!!! Come on Peter use your brain!! You act like Odie with powers.
-You have Adam's power, so you can use you blood to heal Bum..w-o-w.
i cant believe you are that stupid. and can you stop bullying Hiro!
first you electrocute him, then he just drop onto the floor, then you suffocate him,
then you drop him...again.
-Hiro! "FLYING MAN" haha.

later

Quarterback Sacked

2007-11-30T14:56:00.000+08:00

JAMES IS OUT!

even Gary[Survivor:Guatemala] was smart enough to use his idol.

very hungry...need...foxtrot

2007-11-28T16:09:00.000+08:00

this morning(i had a morning!) i woke up to read the funnies,
and guess what! Foxtrot was replaced by a DULPICATED 'Get Fuzzy' strip.
a CATASTROPHE i say.

with the strike still on, i wonder how Heroes is going to end.
now we know that Bob is still uberly irritaing.
when Mrs Bennet/Bulter was pointing the gun at him i was hoping
that she would kill Bob and then we'll all celebrate!
but too bad it didnt happen.
people, you should know the drill. Spoiler blahblahblah.

aljedronsomethingsomething is dead! hooray! i dont even know what's
his point in the show, he shouldnt even been in the show.
at this point i have no idea if the company/adam/noah is good or evil.
well at least we know Sylar is evil, he's like Darth Sidious of Heroes.
Peter is siding with Adam and not Hiro...for now.
HOW CAN YOU NOT SUPPORT HIRO!
and where did Matt dissapear to?

when victoria pratt told peter the virus is in New Mexico, she might
to be telling the truth since she trust him.
so maybe the virus is Maya!
oooooo...

two heroes will die in 'Powerless'. it's either
-Niki, from saving monica
-Sylar, zaped by elle
-Hiro, by Peter or
-Adam, by Hiro
but im pretty sure its Niki. Hiro cannot not die!
why they put his face on the 'two heroes will die' part.

later

Bob...please get sylar'd!

2007-11-20T18:03:00.000+08:00

'cautionary tales' is one of the best episode so far!
maybe it's because 'four months ago' was uberly boring.
and Hiro is FINALLY back!
the part where *SPOLIER SPOILER SPOILER* hiro's father and
his murderer a.k.a adam/kensei was flying in mid air was so funny.
and adam/kensei looked... weird, its like he had those painting-the-future
eyes.
matt is turing into the 'five years gone' matt!
and the best moments ever is when hiro mets lil' hiro.
wayyy better than hiro meeting future hiro.
west is flying around here, there, everywhere.
doesnt anyone sees him, i mean there's got to be someone at the beach.
and Bob. *throws grapes at him*
"call me Bob"
"call me Bob"
"call me Bob"
he NEVER gets sick of that line.
he might as well wear a sign/shirt/cap with that line printed on.
yah....maybe the nbc will have like a 'call me bob' shirt.

later

i did not dream about a title

2007-11-19T12:34:00.000+08:00

heroes has invaded my dreams!
appratly i dream-ed(what's the past tense for dream?) the entire
episode 9!
i dont really remember much but i remember-ed
-HRG got shot accidently by someone
-somehow HRG heals
-HRG jump to block claire, why i dont know
yah, thats all i remember.
its pretty weird......., well if that dream somehow comes true
then i guess emm.....never mind.